I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than

Do Not Be Desirous Of Having Things Done Quickly. Do Not Look At Small Advantages. Desire To Have Things Done Quickly Prevents Their Being Done Thoroughly. Looking At Small Advantages Prevents Great Affairs From Being Accomplished.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.

Failure Has Gone To His Head.