I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.