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Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

Why Are There Not Positive Mysteries? It's Always Who Stole The Diamond, Or Who Killed The Butler? How About... Who Made Cookies, Somebody Cleaned My Room.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".