I Keep A Lighter In My Back

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

I Was Making Pancakes The Other Day And A Fly Flew Into The Kitchen. And That's When I Realized That A Spatula Is A Lot Like A Fly-swatter. And A Crushed Fly Is A Lot Like A Blueberry. And A Roommate Is A Lot Like A Fly Eater.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.