If You Can't Tell A Spoon From

I Was On The Train The Other Day, And I Heard Somebody Say, I'm Really Good At Checkers. That's The Same Thing As Saying, I'm Not Good At Very Many Things.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'