If You Can't Tell A Spoon From

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

I Have An Erratic Drummer For Anybody Who's Just Listening To This, He Can Keep Time, But Just In Spurts.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.