The Best Things In Life Aren't Things.

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.

I Don't Know Whether This Is The Best Of Times Or The Worst Of Times, But I Assure You It's The Only Time You've Got. You Can Either Sit On Your Expletive Deleted Or Pick A Daisy.

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.