The Best Part About Being My Age

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

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