Everything You Learn Becomes A Shortcut For

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.