Everything You Learn Becomes A Shortcut For

People Are So Conditioned To Take Sides That A Balanced Analysis Looks To Them Like Hatred.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.