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Dilbert: It Took Weeks But I've Calculated A New Theory About The Origin Of The Universe. According To My Calculations It Didn't Start With A "big Bang" At All-it Was More Of "phhbwt" Sound. You May Be Wondering About The Practical Applications Of The "little Phhbwt" Theory. Dogbert: I Was Wondering When You'll Go Away.

Tell Me What You Need, And I'll Tell You How To Get Along Without It.

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.

The Core Belief That Drives Terrorism Is The Notion Of A "holy Place," Along With The Idea That Some People Belong There And Other People Don't. That's Why The Only Solution To Terrorism Is For Religious Scholars To Hold A Global Summit To Agree On The Definition Of "holy Place." Once They Agree On A Definition, It Will Be Easier To Mock It Into Submission.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.