My Old Life - No Amount Of

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

Simple Molecules Combine To Make Powerful Chemicals. Simple Cells Combine To Make Powerful Life-forms. Simple Electronics Combine To Make Powerful Computers. Logically, All Things Are Created By A Combination Of Simpler, Less Capable Components. Therefore, A Supreme Being Must Be In Our Future, Not Our Origin. What If "god" Is The Consciousness That Will Be Created When Enough Of Us Are Connected By The Internet?!!

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.