There's Kind Of A Toll You Have

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.

Dilbert: I'm Obsessed With Inventing A Perpetual Motion Machine. Most Scientists Think It's Impossible, But I Have Something They Don't. Dogbert: A Lot Of Spare Time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.