If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

People Are Idiots. Including Me. Everyone Is An Idiot, Not Just The People With The Low Sat Scores. The Only Difference Is That We're Idiots About Different Things At Different Times. No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.

There's A Fine Line Between Marketing And Grand Theft.