If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too

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Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

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I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day. This Is Why People Of Different Religions Can Generally Live In Peace. At Some Level, We All Suspect That Other People Don't Believe Their Own Religion Any More Than We Believe Ours.