If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too

The Maintenance Man Is Moving The Thermostat In Our Office Today. I Started Talking With Him About The

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

If Your Boss Gets Drunk And Offers To Photocopy Her Posterior, Do Not Helpfully Suggest Pressing Reduce 75%.

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.