Jaguar — For Men Who'd Like Hand-jobs

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.