Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.