The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.