Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.