A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.