Brass Bands Are All Very Well In

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.