Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.