Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?