How Can I Be My Best If

I Respect Knowledge Of The Psyche. I Would Be A Therapist If I Weren't An Entertainer.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch With A New Fetus.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.