The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.