Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.