I Play A Musical Instrument A Little,

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.