Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All

I've Waited My Entire Life To Be Busy. Whenever I Hear Actors Complain About Being Busy, I Think, 'shut Up.' Because You Do, You Wait To Be Successful Or To Be Able To Work.

Is It True That If You Don’t Use It You Lose It?

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

Goalies Almost Never Get Credit For Winning A Game, But They Always Get Blamed For Losing A Game.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.