Goalies Almost Never Get Credit For Winning

I Don't Even Know If I Have Kind Of A Personal, Like A Take Or A Mental Manual Of How I'm Raising Kids. It's Really - I Think With Everybody, It's Just Day-to-day And You Just Try To Deal With Every Situation As They Come.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

I Had, Like, Two Goals In My Career: One Was To Try To Get Into 'second City.' When I Moved To Chicago, My Goal Was To Try To Work At 'second City.' And Beyond That, My Goal Was To Make Enough Money As An Actor To Not Do Anything Else But Act, Not Have To Go And Wait Tables Again.

Whenever I Hear Someone Describe Something As A 'kids Movie' Or A 'family Movie,' It Immediately Has A Negative Connotation In My Mind Because I Think, 'well, As An Adult, I Wouldn't Go See It By Myself, Because It's Purely For Children And It Holds Nothing For Me And It's Simplistic And It's Kind Of Easy.'

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.