You're So In Love With Your Children

Talking To My Wife, We Stare At Each Other, Saying, 'how Is This Happening? Why Is This Happening? Why Now?' It's Nothing I Ever Aspired To.

I’m Not Good With Pickup Lines Or Flirting. I Don’t Have That Kind Of Self-confidence Or Natural Charisma.

There's Very Little You Could Do To Prepare To Be A Correspondent On The Daily Show, Because It's Not Being A Journalist, It's Not Being An Actor. It Involves Elements Of Both Of Those Things, But They're Not Required Necessarily As Job Experience. It's Helpful If You Know How To Improvise, But Again, Not A Requirement.

The Better The Person You're With, The Better You're Going To Be Because They're Giving You So Much More.

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.