Is It True That If You Don’t

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

Six-year-olds Are Very Wrapped Up In Their Own Lives, And That's The Way It Should Be.

I Play The Baritone Horn - Which Is Like A Mini Tuba, And Is The Least Sexy Instrument You Can Choose And I Generally Say I Don’t Play One So I Don’t Have To Acknowledge It. I Also Play Fife.

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.