Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

Whenever You See People Talking About How Real They Are Or How Normal They Are, It Seems Odd To Have That Self Awareness That You Could Potentially Not Be Normal.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

Being An Action Star Is All I Had Ever Hoped To Be. I Ultimately Knew I Would Be An Action Star.