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You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

The Way To Make Money In The Stock Market Is To Buy A Stock. Then, When It Goes Up, Sell It. If It's Not Going To Go Up, Don't Buy It!

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

The Minute You Read Something And You Can't Understand It, You Can Be Sure It Was Written By A Lawyer. Then, If You Give It To Another Lawyer To Read And He Don't Know Just What It Means, Then You Can Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. If It's In A Few Words And Is Plain, And Understandable Only One Way, It Was Written By A Non-lawyer.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?