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About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

One Wants Recovery To Start From The Bottom, And The Other Wants It To Start From The Top. I Don't Know Which Is Right. I've Never Heard Of Anybody Suggesting That They Might Start It In The Middle, So I Hereby Make That Suggestion. To Start Recovery Halfway Between The Two, Because It's The Middle Class That Does Everything Anyhow. But I Don't Know Anything About It.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.

There Is No Argument In The World That Carries The Hatred That A Relioious Belief Does. The More Learned A Man Is, The Less Consideration He Has For Another Man's Belief.