An Expert Is Someone Called In At

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.