One Thing We Are Sure Of Is

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.