I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

My Plan Is To Bring Back Like The Bracero Program From 1944 That Ran For 20 Years Where The Mexican Government Vets These People. I Mean, They Pay For It, And They Get Green Cards, And They're Actually Legitimate. And Then Seal The Border.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.