I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

I Don't See How The People Who Created The Problem Can Fix It. Texas Is Worth Fighting For, And The Best Way To Fight Is To Get The Politicians Out Of Politics.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.