I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.