If You're Going To Be An Artist,

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.