If You're Going To Be An Artist,

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.