If You're Going To Be An Artist,

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'