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Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.