A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].