Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll

New White People, You Can't Scare These White People, I Tried.

The Worst Thing To Call Somebody Is Crazy. It's Dismissive.

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.