Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

I've Done 10 Or 11 Pilots For Network Television, Which Is Ridiculous.

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!