The Only Way You Can Know Where

There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want Anything From Me But To Laugh And Have A Good Time. You See Them At The Show And They Like - They Dress Up To Come See Your Show And Stuff. And They Pack These Auditoriums And It's A Lot Of Fun, Man. It's Like, This Is How I Started, And It's Still Fun For Me.

If You're Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston, And Your Marriage Is Breaking Up - That's An Awful Thing. But To See That Speculation In People, It's Gotta Sting A Little Bit.

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You A Toy Phone... You Answer It.

I Don't Care If I Ever Work In Tv Again.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!