I Got A Lot Of Positive People

If You're Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston, And Your Marriage Is Breaking Up - That's An Awful Thing. But To See That Speculation In People, It's Gotta Sting A Little Bit.

The Biggest Enemy Of An Artist Is Apathy... A Kid Gets Killed By The Police And I Buy A T-shirt And Before I Can Wear That One, There's Another Kid (killed) And I'm Running Out Of Closet Space.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.