The Higher Up I Went, The Less

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.