Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You Gotta Believe In It. What Are You Going To Do... Give Sheep The Vote?

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.