Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.