Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.