Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.