Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"