Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.