New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.

My Parents Were Very Pleased That I Was In The Army. The Fact That I Hated It Somehow Pleased Them Even More.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.