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Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.