Spinnin' A Rope Is Fun If Your

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

We Never Will Have Any Prosperity That Is Free From Speculation Till We Pass A Law That Every Time A Broker Or Person Sells Something, He Has Got To Have It Sitting There In A Bucket, Or A Bag, Or A Jug, Or A Cage, Or A Rat Trap, Or Something, Depending On What It Is He Is Selling. We Are Continually Buying Something That We Never Get From A Man That Never Had It.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.