Things Will Get Better - Despite Our

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

Now If There Is One Thing That We Do Worse Than Any Other Nation, It Is Try And Manage Somebody Else's Affairs.