There Will Never Be A Time When

The "ways & Means Committee" Is A Committee That's Supposed To Find The Ways To Divide Up The Means.

You Can Be Killed Just As Dead In An Unjustified War As You Can In One Protecting Your Own Home.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

It Looks To Me Like The Candidates Are Trying To Relieve The Farmer Of His Vote, Instead Of His Debts.