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Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

The Minute A Thing Is Long And Complicated, It Confuses. Whoever Wrote The Ten Commandments Made 'em Short. They May Not Always Be Kept, But They Are Understood.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.