If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito,

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.