If You've Ever Made Change In The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.