If You've Ever Made Change In The

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."