Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

Why Do They Collect Garbarge At 5am? Why? It's Garbage. It's Not Going To Go Bad Again.

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.