I Used To Feel So Bad Before

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.